That’s my new parody on the hit Channel 4 TV show ‘My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding’.

Walking through market square right now, I felt so frustrated at how crap the market in the centre looks:

I mean I know people here have such crap taste when it comes to aesthetics, but come on. Why is this monstrosity allowed to continue ? Relegate markets to Sunday afternoons entertainment in the form of Eastenders !

Sitting in Starbucks blogging this. Full of families. I’ve decided on a new Cambridge term ‘BYOH’ after Bring Your Own Bottle. In this case, it’s ‘Bring Your Own Hummus’ after the carnage on the table I was forced to sit at- they can’t even clean up after themselves.