Work dinner night before last. There was a secret santa – I’ve never done this before. However, I did receive a somewhat funny gift from a colleague (I knew instantly who it was as soon as I opened the wrapping paper). I generally eat breakfast (muesli) from a pint glass. The reason is simple – I find communal bowls strange for some reason. I think it’s the OCD element of things not matching (i.e. all the bowls are different). Anyways, here’s the solution to the problem..

Firstly, a bowl with my name on it, with a Scottish flag on the inside:

The clever part – a set of instructions ! :