Actually, the winning joke I didn’t find funny. But some of the others are. You can find the source here.

I had a good chuckle when I saw a link to this on a journey planner: I love the nonsense excuse they make in 1970’s BR speak “Network Rail, who provides the timetable information has introduced a new computer system”. Now we all know that system probably was in development since 1985 and therefore it […]

It’s funny to look back over the past years and see how technology has changed things. I feel really old when I recall the first time someone showed me ‘the web’, but then I realise that the innovations aren’t that old, it’s just that tech changes at a very very rapid pace. I often have […]

I realised Friday that it’s been so long since I’ve been properly outside. That sounds like someone who’s been stuck in prison for a while. Well, that’s kind of what it’s felt like I guess. I just feel that I haven’t had good amounts of fresh air for quite a while. As I write this […]

Never thought about this before, but people who are larger get much better value for money when it comes to clothing ! Shops don’t charge different prices depending on the volume of clothing !

I was thinking of the title ‘Young and the restless’, but realised I’ve probably crossed the threshold now ! Woke up at 2:30 this morning, thinking “I think I’ll go into the city” – unbelievable. I really do need to just sit and rest, but on the other hand I feel as though doing that […]

I read this article on BBC News and it made me almost want to vomit. I’ve never been a fan of wooly left wing liberals. However, I find the whole thing patronising to say the least. It’s the intellectual superiority of it that irritates me- treating people like children as if they didn’t know the […]

There used to be a series of ads around the theme “Carlsberg don’t do ‘x’ but if they did it would be the finest in the world”. Well, one of Apple’s latest products (which is a little different from their normal product offering) has made me realise that there should be a phrase “What if […]

It’s been a long week and I’m very tired. Staying at a home style hotel on Tuesday made me realise just what a difference a good nights sleep makes. I rarely get one nowadays (actually never). Something in me makes me think that getting sick might be a good thing as it would force me […]

Spotted this whilst waiting for the train at Slough: Strange attraction (didn’t have time to read the profile).